Privacy Policy 🔒
Last updated: June 2026
The short version 📌
We collect the email address you hand us for the newsletter and some boring, aggregate analytics about which jokes land. We don't sell your data. We're a humor site, not a data broker.
What we collect
- Your email, but only if you subscribe to the newsletter. We use it to send you HR chaos. That's it.
- Basic analytics — pages visited, rough location, device type — collected in aggregate to see which threads are worth writing more of.
- Cookiesfor the stuff above. No surprise third-party ad cookies following you to your in-laws' house.
What we don't do
- We don't sell or rent your personal information.
- We don't need your real name, your employer, or that story's real cast of characters.
- We don't share who submitted a tip. Anonymity is the whole brand.
Your choices
Every newsletter has a one-click unsubscribe. Want your data deleted entirely? Email [email protected] and we'll take care of it.
This policy is written in plain English on purpose. It's a genuine description of how we operate, but it isn't legal advice and isn't a substitute for a lawyer-drafted policy if you're copying it for your own site. Don't do that.
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