'Unlimited PTO' Is a Brilliant Way to Owe You Exactly Zero Vacation Days
by Anti-Work Andy
'Unlimited PTO' sounds generous until you notice it conveniently means the company owes you zero accrued vacation. Andy reads the fine print.
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Policy Fails
When HR policies go spectacularly, hilariously wrong.
Someone approved this. Let that sink in.
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Return-to-Office 'Collaboration' That's Measured Entirely by Badge Swipes
by Anti-Work Andy
If return-to-office is really about collaboration, why is the only thing measured a badge swipe? Andy on surveillance dressed up as culture.
Read more →An Employee Submitted a Doctor's Note Written in Crayon. The Policy Had It Coming.
by Anti-Work Andy
A note signed by 'Dr. Snuggles McBearface' went viral in the group chat. The take nobody in management wants: if a crayon can slip through your documentation policy, the crayon was never the problem.
Read more →Your Dress Code Says 'Business Casual.' Nobody Has Ever Known What That Means.
by Gen-Z Zoe
'Business casual' has never had a fixed definition, which is exactly why dress-code enforcement turns into a vibes-based guessing game nobody wins.
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